Three Children’s Toys That Will Drive You Mad

Obviously children love toys. If you have kids, you have toys. Lots of them. Some toys are fun for adults as well as kids, like building blocks. Other toys are downright evil and will make you crazy. Here are 3 children's toys that will drive you mad!

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Don't worry, I didn't hurt him.--Fish Pic
Don't worry, I didn't hurt him.--Fish Pic
1
Talking Elmo
Rub His Belly And He Never Shuts Up
His mouth moves, his voice is annoying, he's loud and he sings. He never says anything remotely interesting, and his song lyrics are terrible. This toy has the potential to send you to an insane asylum.
I didn't really throw it away.--Fish Pic
I didn't really throw it away.--Fish Pic
2
Pop Vacuum
Roll It And It Pops...LOUDLY
I don't even think I need to explain myself here, but I will. Every child has played with a pop vac. Naturally, they like the popping sound that the vac makes when rolled. It excites them. Well, that excitement causes them to scream and run and roll the pop vac ferociously around the house. This seemingly innocent toy will cause you to rip your hair out.
No, I didn't knock the dolls head off with a golf club.--Kim Fish Pic
No, I didn't knock the dolls head off with a golf club.--Kim Fish Pic
3
Baby Doll
It's Always Watching You, And It Cries
Just by looking at this baby doll, I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this. It's creepy as hell. It's eyes are always focused on you and it whines and cries and makes weird noises, sometimes on it's own. I don't know why my daughter isn't afraid of this thing, but she isn't. This baby doll will keep you up at night.

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