Apparently Kids Are Snorting Smarties
Reason #1,087 why I have no desire to be a parent.
There's an epidemic of kids snorting Smarties candies in Rhode Island, and now parents are being warned that this practice could lead to infestations of nasal maggots worming in thier children's noses. Is there even a buzz with this? The fact that you may have to sit with your child and have a serious discussion about the dangers of snorting Smarties, or some other form of Halloween candy is enough to make me call it. I'll admit it..I'm not up to the task. I have enough issues with a 20lb poodle running my life. I don't need a kid doing a rail of Smarties on my grandmother's antique mirror.