I've been a broadcaster on The Shark since 2002! For the past few years I've been teamed with Jonathan on The Shark Morning Show from 5:30 a.m. until the end of the music marathon known as The Workday Kickoff. If I don't go to Las Vegas at least every six months, I begin to wilt. About 10 days a year I play craps, slots and 3-Card Poker there with short breaks during which I make sports bets and eat mountains of food. I'm passionate about Boston sports, and I'm very lucky to be the morning sports guy on your home for New England Patriots football! I also love Twitter because I can instantly post a joke or my fiery disapproval about something before the moment passes and I forget about it entirely. Follow me @Gonictrain on Twitter, and there's a real good chance I'll follow you back.
WATCH: Toothpick Holder Crime Video, A Stupid News Exclusive!
Even though this burglary happened on The West Coast, the crime footage is so crystal clear that I believe this perpetrator WILL BE FOUND as long as enough people see this video.
Ready For The Solar Eclipse? How to Avoid Harm to your Eyes
It's one week away! While nowhere near as close to the totality of the 1994 eclipse, NH residents will certainly be able to view the very rare celestial event on August 21st. But BEWARE!
Apple Picking Season Already? Yes! If You Know Where to Look
I hold in my hand a glorious apple picked from a local orchard this weekend. If you've been dying for a fresh picked apple, it isn't too early to find them if you know where to look!
Lost 45’s Spoiler: This Beach Boys Classic is Unspoilable
Well, it's unspoilable in the classic sense of the word. The song sounds just as fresh as it did when it was recorded in 1972. But that's not going to stop me from 'spoiling' it right here!
It’s National Julienne Fries Day!
For those of you of a certain age, you may remember the Veg-O-Matic commercials that spoke of slicing, dicing and Julienne? Come to find out, Julienne french fries look amazing AND today is their National Day!
Wait, Goodell Was At Gillette Last Night? Tweet Photo Proves It
As Patriots Nation was readying itself to boo the daylights out of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on September 7th, last night he went ahead and did something completely unexpected.
Oh No! 2 Local Counties Are BACK on The NH Drought Monitor Map
As The Shark's Official Drought Monitor, I have been lulled into a false sense of moistness. The Drought Map is back and TWO local counties are DRY yet again!
Strange Soda Review Part Three! Buckeye State Scarlet Soda?
Another glorious glass bottle of soda to review from my 'Runnings run'. This one is a very confident tonic from the Midwest. Ever heard of it?
New England Patriots are the 1st NFL Team to Own Their Own Planes
I guess 'owning the Jets' metaphorically wasn't enough for Robert Kraft, as ESPN reported yesterday that The New England Patriots are the first NFL team to own their planes.
Dave In NH is Back With a Great Drone Vid over Short Sands in York
I put a request in with Dave for this video when I saw a stunning screenshot of it on his Twitter feed. Alas! Here it is!