Can You Guess What Item This Woman Allegedly Shoplifted? The Eyes Have It! [PHOTO]

If you really need a hint to try to figure out what item this woman allegedly shoplifted...you need to put a pair of glasses on your eyes and not several colors of mascara.

This story out of Arkansas had me nearly howling during this morning's 'Stupid News' segment and therefore my reading of it was barely intelligible. I am posting it here as more of a public service to anyone that tried to make sense out of my rendition.