Deflating Discovery; Let the Wild Accusations Begin! [PHOTO]

After yesterday's epic Belichick presser, I was stunned this morning to see my car's message center relaying this warning. I thought, 'What should I do about this?'. 'Should I contact the league?'. 'Would Mark Brunell be dissapointed?'. 'Can the Mort Report tell me how many tires are low?' These are crucial questions and the world needs to know the answers.

I can only speak the truth. I know that my mechanic filled my tires to the proper amount of air pressure a few days before Christmas. I have not, nor do I ever use the 'do it yourself' air pumps found at gas stations because I'm too lazy. I have no idea how my tires are low but I will cooperate fully with any investigation because the integrity of my safe driving record is of the utmost importance.