This dog loves the park more than I'll love anything in my life. 

Only way the dog will leave is if its owner puts a stick in his mouth and plays. That's all the dog wanted.

Love how the dog lays there, deadweight. Like the owner is going to drag him across the park by his collar. There's literally nothing you can do but somehow coax the dog to get up. A dog's checkmate move.

Also, take a look at the dog crapping in the background.

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Doesn't look like anybody over there cleans it up, let alone cares. Awesome. I hope the old couple from Exeter that accosted me once doesn't see this; they would not be happy.