Drunken Clown with a Machete Strolling Through Hollis, Maine

Is it any wonder I'm afraid of clowns?

According to authorities, a man was spotted drunkenly walking down a road in Hollis in a black hooded sweatshirt, clown mask, and a machete that was taped to where his arm had been amputated.

Once he was spotted in Hollis, 31 year old Cory Berry then ducked into the woods and was later found in nearby Waterboro where he was taken into custody.

Authorities Mr. Berry was under the influence of alcohol, but was accommodating. He said he was just doing this as a prank.

Some prank! I used to live in Waterboro. If I had seen this, I'd be on the couch for years to come! Just writing this his making the hairs on my neck stand up! I'll be lucky if I get a wink of sleep the next week or so.