DWTS Elimination: Ryan Lochte Eliminated!

Finally! The DWTS voters have bounced Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte from the ballroom. Alas, my temporary viewing ban can now be lifted and the entire universe can return to normal.

Unfortunately, The Ryan Lochte Gas Station Incident in Rio has completely clouded my once sharp ability to forecast which 'Star' would get the ax each week.

I'd like to take this moment to apologize for my utter lack of supernatural prescience when dealing with Season 23

Only 6 'Stars' remain now and I promise to return my full focus to predicting which star will fall on next week's episode.