Epic Bonfire May Be Key To Patriots Victory [PHOTO]

Did you think I was being metaphoric in referencing the hell fire of hatred and scrutiny that has roasted our beloved Pats all week? YOU ARE WRONG! I meant an actual bonfire. The last time my buddy Joe burnt an epic mountain of brush was the bye weekend before Big Game 39. I can attest the following picture is real and not doctored in any way.

As you can see, that is me to the right facing away from the camera. Joe is in the middle, saluting with what I can only assume is healthy, delicious spring water. And the only intelligent person in the frame is Joe's daughter Lizzie, who is a safe distance away on the left.

There we were on Saturday January 29th, 2005. It doesn't seem possible that 10 years have slipped away that quickly. Perhaps even more improbable is that The Pats haven't won The Big Game since. I think another monstrous bonfire may not only be just what the witch doctor ordered but it may frighten Winter Storm Iola away as well!