Frozen Avocados Taste Like Grass Clippings

This is a warning. Unless you enjoy scraping underneath your lawn mower for a snack, please stay away from frozen avocados.

I love avocados. Sure I thought they were gross until I was 19 and then I had one fresh picked off a tree in Rancho Cucamonga, California and the rest was history.

So, if you're like me and love avocados, and thought that a package of frozen avocado would be a good idea to try, Please Stop.

It's difficult to describe how awful it is. Something terribly, terribly wrong happens to the flavor. The buttery and mild goodness is transformed into a sour fermented chlorophyll.

And the worst part is, it sticks to your mouth like glue! I spent minutes trying to expectorate every bit of it into the trash can and the 'flavor' stays with you for longer than you could imagine.

If you're thinking of buying this for any 'Big Game' dish, I'm begging you PLEASE don't make the same mistake that I did.