Geraldo Rivera Embarrasses Himself by Barely Dancing on DWTS [VIDEO]

But fortunately his partner Edyta was barely dressed and she served as a great distraction. WARNING: This may be the worst display of 'dancing' in the show's history.

Aside from Edyta's lack of outfit, it was a brave choice to start the dance with a re-enactment of his biggest blunder, the live opening of Al Capone's vault. This happened back in 1986, as Geraldo went on national live TV and hosted an entire show, about an empty room.

This 'Cha-Cha' may have been less exciting than a basement full of dirt as the judges gave Mr. Rivera a combined total of 13 points. The lowest score of all the contestants.

Normally, the 'Star' that has the least amount of rhythm and mobility will survive the first week or two and then is eliminated as the novelty wears away. I can't see this being the case for Geraldo, however, as this wasn't even ironically entertaining.

It's a shame because Edyta Sliwinska is my favorite dancer in this shows history. *SOB* *WHIMPER* *SIGH*

You have to give it to Geraldo, just when you think he can't embarrass himself any further, he reinvents himself time and time again.