You can funnel your green beer, throw down all your green shots with all your Irish liquor. For my money, this guy is the St. Patrick's Day champ!

Now let's give you some stats:

Large McDonald’s Shamrock Shakes: 7
Calories: 5,740
Grams of Sugar: 805
Grams of Fat: 161

You can see he gets the ice cream headache a couple of times during this endeavor. I wonder what the over/under is on this guys chances are for a coronary if he keeps this up?

No matter. This guy rules this St. Patrick's Day as far as I'm concerned. Nice touch with the burger at the end, by the way.