I had no clue that The USDA regulates not only the specific ingredients of Fruit Cocktail, but also the percentages of fruit per serving? 

Grapes, Peaches, Cherries, Pineapples and Pears. THAT'S IT! Anything more or less is in violation of some USDA stipulation.

Hopefully the fine people at 'OurHalfAcreHomestead' will not be busted by the Feds for their omission of maraschinos from the above recipe. Fingers crossed!