How To Decorate a Van in Three Easy Steps [PHOTOS]

Here I am pointing at the grill of our 2006 Chevy Astrovan, known by thousands of Shark listeners as "The Shark Van". In this picture, the van,(along with myself) are completely lacking any Holiday cheer.

Here I am affixing a wreath to the grill using three zip ties, it is very important that the wreath is neither backwards or upside down. (Step 2 1/2 Put a hat on, because it's cold out.)

Here I am proudly displaying the magnificent adornment as it is ready to bring joy to NH's Seacoast region. If you can manage to pull your eyes away from the splendor of my wreath, please wave to Jonathan as he'll be driving The Shark Van this Sunday starting at 3pm at Rochester's Holiday Parade.