How Will The Shark Van Ever Escape the Clutches of Juno? [PHOTOS]

I don't need a fancy local contact link to tell me that Dover got crushed by winter storm Juno this week. All I have to do is look at the poor Shark Van, mired in the remnants of it's icy clutches. How will it ever escape such a chilling fate? 

 If you're the type of person that actually uses a shovel, you know that what this blizzard had in depth, thankfully, it lacked in heft. This stuff is really light and powdery. After a half minute of tunneling and a quick punch of the accelerator it was free!

Check out this neat stalactite sandwich ..or is that a stalagmite sandwich?

Now The Shark Van is happy, basking in ineffectual sunlight. Blissfully unaware that another storm will bury it again tonight...UGH