I can ignore all the things I hate about Manning long enough to enjoy the way in which he takes bites of sandwiches. His biting skills are showcased in the new Nationwide Insurance ad; you know the one you see on TV every minute where he sings the Nationwide slogan with other words, like "Chicken parm you taste so good.

Money shot at :23.

I hate to admit it, but his drop back isn't the only move he's perfected. Look at that form!

Firm (death) grip on the sandwich, corner of the sandwich in the mouth first to cover the most sandwich surface area, and unhinge the jaw for maximum depth.

Peyton Manning bite