I Need A Toilet Plow, And I Need It Before This Weekend’s Storm [VIDEO]

David Goldberg of Rockville, Maryland is an idea man of the highest order. He has basically invented the motorized 'pooper scooper'.

Mr. Goldberg runs a hardware store, so he knows his way around mechanical things, and his invention couldn't have come at a better time. He calls this contraption 'Loo-cy' and come with a toilet paper stand and magazine rack.

I call it 'genius', and is exactly what every New Englander needs this winter. Think about it..we've had so much snow so far this winter, it seems as if I'm either outside shoveling or inside on the porcelain potty taking care of business. This is my idea of multi-tasking.

By the way, Mr Goldberg from Bethesda had this idea after only 4-5 inches of snow fell. Lord only knows what souped up toilet he might have invented with the 7 feet of snow we've accumulated over the past 3 1/2 weeks. I say he makes it a full out-house that includes heat, a mini-fridge and a flat screen.

And since we all do our best thinking on the throne, who knows what David Goldberg will come up with next.