This guy spent three years building a smoker that looks like a steam train engine and it is beautiful.  It has a whistle and everything.  I need this guy to be my neighbor.

Just imagine you are sitting on your couch watching television and you hear the sound of your neighbors train whistle blowing, you leap up and run out the door. The air is filled with the smell of smoked and barbecued meats, and your friend kindly asks if you would like to join him for a meal.  I could live with the sound of that whistle as long as it means I get a piece of chicken or a steak every time I hear it.  Looks like that guy was packing heat too, so you don't have to worry about the train being robbed.