If You ‘Waunt’ a Scooter, Our Current Offer is not so ‘Frim’

I saw this on a bulletin board at my laundromat and had to share it with the world. There is a scooter that you can buy from The Shark and if you 'waunt' it, feel free to make us a 'frim' offer.

Our 2008 Zapino scooter only has 21 miles on it and has brand new batteries. Contact DK through our e-mail at shark1053.com , I know he really waunts to sell it, so you may be surprised at how good a deal you can get.