There Are No Perfect March Madness Brackets Left [UPDATE]

After the number one seeded Villanova Wildcats lost to the number 8 seeded NC State Wolfpack last night, I scoured the internet to see if anyone in the world could still possibly be in possession of a perfect bracket. It didn't take long to find the answer.

NOPE! Everyone that participated on every website offering a huge cash jackpot for a perfect bracket has been eliminated. The person that beat the odds for the longest amount of time was eliminated last night by Ohio State's loss to Arizona and his bracket was selected by using ESPN.com.

They claim that if you know basketball, your chances of bracket perfection are significantly better than random selection. I disagree. Observe the bracket section perfection above that was filled out by The Shark's Digital Manager 'Bobby Mikes'.

He picked #14 Georgia State to beat #3 Iowa State because he likes peaches. "Georgia? Georgia peaches! MMMMM". That was his entire thought process that enabled him to select one of the biggest upsets in recent history.

Since he is a Digital guy, the only way he will understand how angry I am that he is atop the Shark pool and I am second to last, is through a fiendishly sarcastic Meme.

We are on to the next round and here's hoping your picks were better than mine this weekend. (They couldn't possibly be much worse.)