An alleged burglary attempt from this weekend in Laconia has me wondering less about the crime and more about the mugshot that was taken afterwards.

Here are my two theories as to why Michael Regan, 31 of Laconia NH is covered in dirt and sand during his mugshot.

1. As it states it the article, Mr. Regan 'tried to hide near the home' it is possible that his technique was similar to that of an ostrich and he partially buried himself to evade the authorities?

2. It is also possible that Mr. Regan went all Rambo in an attempt to camouflage himself in the elements that he was surrounded by? A very impressive bit of ingenuity.

My third theory that his complexion is not naturally sandy, gritty or muddy is now moot as the updated picture from The Belknap County Correctional Facility.

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