If thousands of gingers were represented by 80 different countries, how is it possible that your boy DK was not in attendance at the Redhead Days Festival? Seems fishy.

In all seriousness this would be the last place I would want to go. Over 5,000 people who look like me? No thanks. I have a hard enough time with just me.

According to the official event website, the festival has been in existence since 2007 and has been growing ever since boasting a scary 5,000 attendees this year. The reflection of the sun off the sea of pasty white skin must have been seen from space.

"Expect a fun packed event. For example there will be an exhibition in the `Grote Kerk` and a mega fashion show on the Kasteelplein. This year there will also be new and exiting activities, spread out over three days."

Here are my suggestions for events and activities:

1. Guess the SPF. Someone blindfolded gets greased up in sun screen and has to guess what SPF it is based on the smell, and thickness of the coat.

2. Connect the Dots. Pair up in to teams of two; one ginger draws something by connecting the dots, freckle to freckle in an attempt to make something artistic. The other one stands, drawn on and humiliated.

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