Nightmare Time: Leech Makes a Home in Girl’s Face

In the spirit of the Halloween season, let me share this disgusting story straight from my nightmares.

Leeches shouldn't exist.

I don't care if "science" disagrees with me and points out that they might have a place in the circle of life. They really don't. Leeches are pointless creatures that deserve to be stoned to death on sight.

Look at this nice young girl. Her name is Daniela Liverani. Take a long look at her happy face:

Now imagine that face with a giant leech living inside it because that is exactly what one of these abominations decided to do. A leech was LIVING in her nose for a month.

WARNING: YOU CAN SEE THE PHOTOS HERE BUT THEY ARE EXTREMELY GROSS AND THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES.

At one point the live-in leech was hanging outside of her nose, as if to say "Damn right I am in your face and there is nothing you can do about it." Medics had to pry the little bastard out.

These disgusting bloodsuckers are the reason I have to scour my body every time I take a dip in a pond. I even worry about them when I am not in the water because apparently they live on land too. There is no escape from these parasites.

As a child, I would literally go out of my way to destroy any leeches that could be seen near the waters surface. It was a lethal combination of rocks, sticks and pure hatred. I encourage you all to do the same.

Killing all leeches should be next on the list after we take care of ISIS and Ebola. I'm dead serious.