Not Your Typical Shark Attack
Check out this story from New Zealand. A guy was spearfishing in six feet of water when he was attacked by a shark.
The shark bit into his leg and the guy thought it was one of his buddies playing a joke on him. Obviously, it wasn't, so he whips out his blade and stabs at the shark. The shark realizes this is not a dude to be messed with and retreats. The shark attack victim then swims to shore, stitches his own leg up, grabs a beer at a bar, and then goes to the hospital...GRABS A BEER AND THEN GOES TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!