Check out this story from New Zealand.  A guy was spearfishing in six feet of water when he was attacked by a shark.

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  The shark bit into his leg and the guy thought it was one of his buddies playing a joke on him.  Obviously, it wasn't, so he whips out his blade and stabs at the shark.  The shark realizes this is not a dude to be messed with and retreats.  The shark attack victim then swims to shore, stitches his own leg up, grabs a beer at a bar, and then goes to the hospital...GRABS A BEER AND THEN GOES TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!

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Just the sight of a shark would send me into shock, and there is absolutely no way I would be able to stitch up my own leg, but it was no problem for this dude, just another day!  Full story from Gawker.