Picturesque NH Scene or Something More Sinister? [PHOTOS]

Ah the majesty of a crisp January afternoon! A pile of split red oak so picturesque that even Norman Rockwell might think was too cliche for his canvas. But I see something in this picture that is far more sinister. Allow me to crop this photo and highlight what I fear is hiding in plain sight.

Look at them. Sitting there all huge and heavy, slathered with mud and ice. I've managed to avoid any of the work that created that beautiful pile on the right. But those lurking lunks of lumber, long to laugh at my languishing lumbar.

In order for those big boys to be split, I will more than likely will have to help. And let's just say I'd rather blog about it than log about it!