In this week's episode we take a look at a man not wearing pants, someone suspected of stealing a bush, and prescription drug sales.

If you're in search of organic, unintentional comedy check out your town's police log. Have you ever taken the time to read it? Sure 80% is pretty boring, but the other 20% is laugh-out-loud funny.

Here are the best from this week:

7:06 p.m.: A Deer Street store clerk reported phone calls from someone asking to buy prescription drugs.

Best criminal ever. Calling a store and asking if they can buy prescription drugs is a win-win. If they say no you hang up and go about your exciting day. They don't see your face and can't identify you. If they say yes, you're in business!

My only concern is "reported phone calls" means this cat was fiending hard and made multiple calls. Can't do that.

9:11 p.m.: Caller reported a man pulling a bush out of the ground. Police determined the man was weeding.

Not sure who to side with here. First of all, unless you have a pick-up tied to it, you're not getting any bush out of the ground (gardening 101). And why was the caller so concerned about seeing someone run off with a bush? I don't know, maybe the caller doesn't quite know the difference between a "weed" and a "bush."

10:30 p.m.: Caller reported a man running around the parking garage with his pants around his ankles.

Classic crazy person move: Pantslessness/Nudity. We've seen it all before. It's after work, you're trying to remember where you parked in the garage, and there's some guy with a shaved head with his pants around his ankles running around looking to mix it up with the public.

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