Prediction Perfection; DWTS Elimination No Surprise to Shark Readers

I wrote within a few hours after the premiere airing of 'Dancing With The Stars' Season 22 that Geraldo Rivera would be the first to be eliminated and I was right. You may find this hard to believe but I'm about to give him some credit where credit is due.

I've cued the video so you can see Geraldo Rivera ACTUALLY dance for almost a FULL FIVE SECONDS! Now if we can only get the other 3 minutes and 55 seconds of our lives back.

Just to give me an excuse to look up countless images of both Edyta Sliwinska and Melania Trump, I decided to make a side by side collage in an effort to show that they do look quite similar.

Edyta portrayed Melania Trump in this dance by the way. I feel I have to point that out because Geraldo's lack of dancing tends to take away from any entertainment value or original comedic intent.

Next week the 'Stars' will dance to their favorite years. Tears will flow and fast forward buttons will be pressed.