Move over ZZ Top, there's a new Texas trio that packs quite a wallop despite their size and lack of numbers. These Channelview, TX grackles have been causing havoc outside a truck parts store.

A face plant for the ages happens at :24 and the best Semi-NSFW quote occurs at 1:25. We can all learn a valuable lesson from this. If you see a flightless immature bird, STAY AWAY! and/or call your Fish & Game Department. Anything less will result in you starring in an extremely low budget security camera horror film.