Rob Gronkowski Erotica Novel? I Smell Pulitzer

Rob Gronkowski is now the subject of a steamy erotica novel that we've all been waiting for. It's called "A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series" and the excerpt is Pulitzer worthy.

EXCERPT:

I’ll never forget the first time I saw Gronk spike a football. It changed my life forever.

The unrivaled power of his touchdown dance: “The Gronk.” It jettisoned jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body and melted my knees like two pads of margarine—turned me on quicker and made me wetter than at any other time in my life besides my wedding night.

The good news is this is only book one in the series! I can't wait for the follow up.

The book can be downloaded on your Kindle, or purchased on Amazon, for the low low price of $2.51. The author of this football fantasy is Lacey Noonan, an east coast native, and author of many erotica novels like: Shipwrecked on the Island of the She-Gods: A South Pacific Trans Sex Adventure, Eat Fresh: Flo, Jan & Wendy and the Five Dollar Footlong (Lesbian Fiction), and of course who could forget the classic The Big Book of Booty Motivation: The Hottest Quotes, The Most Thought-Provoking Booty.

Someone has to ask Gronk about this book at the next press conference. There's no way he won't have a comment. I'm sure he's already in talks with Mark Wahlberg for the movie.

Also, there's no way the Kraft's don't get a hold of this and rip it off the shelves. His picture is all over the cover. I'm pretty sure you can't use his likeness without permission. We'll have to see where that goes...

For any of the ladies in Shark nation out there please let me know if you read the novel. I want to know all about it.