Rochester Police Log: The Most Ridiculous Crimes of the Week

In this week's episode we take a look at what's hot in the streets of Rochester. Included are complaints about a husbands porn addition, a 100 mph rollerbladder, and dirty bunny. 

12:45 a.m. — A woman complains that her husband goes on the computer naked to look at porn, while a teenager is in the house.

As far as I know internet was made for free porn. Also, perusing police logs. I'm curious to know if the teenager belongs to the couple, or if it's a random.

6:48 p.m. — Back on Wellsweep Circle, there’s an odd misuse of power, a man on roller blades clocks up a “100 miles an hour” while he propels a stroller in which a child is tied, that kid is surely getting a walk on the wild side.

This makes me think Fosters.com is trolling us. Did they forget to extend the quotes? I feel like that whole entry is a quote from someone. And there's no way someone with rollerblades has a child.

4:58 p.m. — A woman finds a bunny in a filthy state in the Walmart parking lot. She will foster it for a while.

"She will foster it for a while"...until she doesn't and ends up eating it.

9:29 p.m. — At Amazon Park a woman says someone keeps banging on her trailer. Upon reflection, she thinks it could be raindrops on the roof.

This one may have been the funniest I've read in a long time.