Shouldn’t the Mayo Always Go on the Door of the Fridge?

Who doesn't put their mayo on the refrigerator door?  What kind of person just sits it on the top shelf where the milk and juice are supposed to be?  The older I get, the more I think I have refrigerator OCD.

And, while we're on the subject... I think I need a new fridge.  You see all the space in the middle of this mass of food just shoved in all willy-nilly-like?  I NEED COMPARTMENTS and a place for everything.

I don't need one of those new refrigerators that puts OJ on the shopping list the minute you run out, I just need a good place for my deli meats.  They are the forgotten goodies in the back on the top shelf.  I hardly remember them until I want to make a sandwich, then I smell check them to make sure they're good and sometimes they are not, which means that my sandwich plans are blown and I have to either settle for peanut butter and jelly or go to the store.  Usually, if I'm home, I'm home.  Not much gets me out except for work or .... other stuff that I wanna do, peanut butter and jelly it is.

We all have our quirks and this is a big one for me.  Put the mayo on the door or watch my head explode.