Happy St. Patrick's Day!

From one sober person to another: you can still live it up without feeling like you let yourself down.

We've been so lucky to have Juston McKinney as a contributor over the past year with extremely clever and funny parodies and brilliant ideas such as being medically diagnosed by the comment boxes on Facebook. His bit above regarding winter in NH resonates even more loudly after the epic freeze we have suffered through the past few weeks.

For years now, I've been trying to build a better Leprechaun trap and haven't been successful. But this year will be different. This year's trap is as ingenious as it is inescapable. Here's how it works.