How could these three people and these three subjects all be related? The answer will be found once I tell you about the only Patriots game I've attended at Gillette Stadium. It happened on December 4th, 2005. (Insert harp gliss sound effect and wavy out of focus reminiscing visual cloudiness)
It's super hard to mess up a 'This is SportsCenter' ad. All you need is a couple funny anchors and an athlete. Throw in a mascot maybe. Instant funniness. What a bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face commercial this one is.