If you're in search of sexual fantasies involving the Rochester Hannaford, or titillating tales of lust that happen at the Shell station in Dover, then you need 'missed connections' on Craigslist. Here are five of my favorites from the past week.

Here are five of the all-time greatest New Hampshire missed connections.

1. Passed by each other on the boardwalk this morning

I thought you looked great. You were bottom heavy with a nice big butt. I said "hello" to you when I first walked by you. You sat on a bench and I passed you. I sat on a bench and you passed me. Then I passed you again before we took different paths after the Ashworth. Hope to walk by you again. If by chance you see this, respond back with the color and type of clothes I was wearing.

Hopefully if she does see this she skips over the part where you refer to her as "bottom heavy." Pretty sure that's not a compliment.

2. In need of text buddy

I'm still trying to get past the loneliness of a breakup 3 months ago. My phone rarely goes off and i miss the endless texting and conversations. If anyone knows what it's like to lose your best friend and lover all in one I'd like to chat/text. I doubt she'd even see this but I do still miss her. Hopefully there's a compassionate woman who sees this and will give a guy a friend. Friends is all I'm looking for I'm still not ready to even contemplate dating anyone. Hope to hear from someone...I still miss you kitten!

Bear

Nothing sexier than sexting with a guy named "Bear." I'm willing to bet this guy loves sending pics of his junk.

3. Red head at shell in Dover

Hi I have a crush on this red head at the shell we flirt all the time I really want to kiss u

This guy sounds like he's Joe Namath. I've been to the Shell station in Dover. I'm a red head. I hope he's not talking about me.

4. Beautiful woman at Hannaford

Our eyes met for a second when I first saw you in the produce section. You are beautiful! I followed you around the store as you helped your friend shop. I watched you run to your friends car after putting the cart away. Thank you for the thrills!

I'm guessing she ran to her friends car because she saw you following her around Hannaford.

5. hair excitement...OMG!!!

you cut my hair today..you have copper colored hair.. (not red)... holy shit!!! Yea wow. ......motor boating. ..lmao...wow...sexy..hot....sit on a happy face.. (mine)

There's a good chance this woman still cuts hair at Hair Excitement...where you go pal. You have a leg up on all these other missed connections! Just go down there and ask how much the motor boating will be.

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