Turkeys Terrorize New Jersey Mailman, Prove Theory They Hate The USPS

This is the kind of story that is hilarious, but only if it doesn't happen to you. I've seen crazed wild turkeys attack a mailman right here in Dover, NH and it proves a strange theory.

TURKEYS HATE LETTER CARRIERS!

It shouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to detect a seriously disturbing pattern here.

From New England to Michigan and all points in between, wild turkeys are terrorizing USPS employees.

I would like to point out that I have been at the very forefront of the wild turkey crisis for years and I believe that this is a strategic attack to keep any future mailings about the dangers of a wild turkey revolution contained at all costs.

Beware! They are not to be trusted!