What’s Deadlier for Humans in 2015? A Shark or A Selfie?

The answer isn't all that surprising if you really think about it. Yet the different ways that people have snapped their final close up in 2015 is bound to surprise anyone.

This Mashable article may have all the pretty graphs and fancy book learnings on this study, but I have the ultimate HOW NOT TO that will only take 5 seconds to read.

Below are three of the deadliest selfie ideas so you can avoid certain peril, a quick list that I'd never thought I'd have to write.

DO NOT TAKE A SELFIE

• ON HIGH DANGEROUS PLACES SUCH AS CLIFFS OR MOUNTAIN PEAKS
• WITH DANGEROUS ANIMALS SUCH AS BEARS OR RAMPAGING BULLS
• AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO AN ONCOMING TRAIN

And to combine the two, this NSFW Australian footage is as close to a deadly Shark selfie that I could find. (No Aussies were harmed during the filming of this stupidity.)