Worst Patriots Grease Board Illustration in Shark History

Sometimes something is so hideous, so undeniably awful, that you just have to keep it as is. My attempt at The Jacksonville Jaguars logo is just that, and SO much more.

My hands must have been trembling in the excitement of The Pats earning their SEVENTH consecutive AFC Championship Game appearance. That has to be why the 'appearance' of this Jaguar is so, shall we say, bizarre?

The terrifying fangs, the sleek predator-like aerodynamics, I even tried to capture the teal tongue.

All for naught.

We can only hope the The New England Patriots will perform a million times better than I did today with my erasable markers.

The official Pats Preview starts at NOON this Sunday, with Westwood One's Official Broadcast of the Game beginning at 2pm. The kickoff is scheduled for 3:05pm.

Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!