You Can Buy Your Own Party Bus on Boston Craigslist (and Totally Not Hate Your Life)

Have you ever wanted to drive drunk people around while they dance on stripper poles? Then this might be the chance of a lifetime.

Just think of all of the possibilities life will bring when you buy your own party bus off of Boston Craigslist.

Somebody apparently wants to share the lucrative, non-stop fun driving a party bus brings and has a 2001 Ford E450 Party Bus listed on Craigslist for $20,000.

It comes with a full bar, DJ booth, TV's, sound system, laser lights, LED lights and the standard stripper pole. Just look at the kind of people who you can drive around while they have the time of their lives.

Here is the full description:

2001 Ford E450 Party Bus that had a complete custom interior installed last year.

The bus has a full size bar in the rear along with a DJ Booth! The bus features 2 flat screen flip down TV's, Numark NS6 DJ Controller, JBL Professional Powered Boomin' Sound System, Laser Lights, LED Lights, 8,000 watt power inverter, perimeter seating for 18-20 passengers, a chrome stripper pole, a custom wood floor for easy cleaning, a sliding driver partition, A/C and Heat both front and rear, chrome wheel simulators all around. THERE IS TOO MUCH TO LIST....THIS MONEY MAKING BUS IS A MUST SEE!!

Prom season is here, and the summer concert season is quickly approaching and this bus books out for a minimum of $900 per job all day so don't sleep on this opportunity! We are upgrading our fleet to make way for new buses but I can assure you that this bus is one of a kind. It was professionally designed by a well known DJ to be a nightclub on wheels! There is room for a bartender to work the bar in back, and there is room for the DJ to bring his laptop and plug into the controller to do his thing. Also has a passenger seat in front of the partition next to the driver.

Asking $20,000

Sure, the person listing this party bus is making it seem like an easy way to make money. What is not mentioned are the hours spent dealing with screaming girls, horny guys, spilled drinks and inevitable vomit.

I mean, they mentioned their "custom wood floor for easy cleaning" for a reason. That will come in handy when you are on your hands and knees scrubbing the previous night off the floor.

Personally, I think this seems like a good idea in theory, but eventually the luster of being a party bus driver would fade and be replaced with bitter hatred towards humanity, especially twenty-somethings. I would recommend just buying it for yourself and all your friends to party in.