According to prosecutors, a 50 year old New Bedford, MA man stuck his dog in the head with a baseball bat. The animal allegedly ate his Whopper from Burger King.
I've already eaten fast food twice today, this may sound like a lot, but it pales in comparison to the amounts of greasy awesomeness I could take down when in my late teens. There was once a McDonald's drive-thru order when I was nineteen that I can recall amazed those in the car at the time.