After you've seen as many of these shows as I have, you can figure out who will be sent home through a simple 'process of elimination'. I'll tell you who almost surely will be eliminated on tonight's semi-final results show.

Despite perfect scores, Riker Lynch will find himself in 4th place at the end of the evening.

Derek Hough's injury problems and Noah Galloway's proposal will swing the emotions of the DWTS democracy into their favor. I'm sticking with Rumer as my pick for the Mirrorball trophy so I will NOT abandon her at this most crucial time. Sadly for Mr. Lynch, that makes him the odd man out.

Tune in tonight at 8pm on ABC and see if I'm a psychic, or out of my mind. Don't worry Shark listeners, I can certainly be correct and still be out of my mind! Why change who I am over a Semi-final? That would be truly ludicrous.