Easy Way to Help Fight NH Turkey Overload

NH Fish and Game have once again put forth a helpful online survey that you can fill out quickly in an effort to better regulate the wild turkey population in the Granite State.

Have you ever been stopped on a back road for several minutes as dozens of turkeys cross your path single file?

Have you ever been attacked by a rafter of aggressive males during mating season?

Or worse, has a flock overtaken your yard and circled your home in an effort to terrorize your family with the ulterior motive of getting more food?

I've said it before and will repeat it until this problem is solved, wild turkeys are evil.

In all seriousness, if your neighborhood is being invaded by these birds you can fill out this simple six part questionnaire at NH Fish & Game for their Winter Flock Survey.

Hopefully our friends in this department can get an accurate representation of the nightmare that this has become*.

*I'm being overly dramatic **

** or am I?