Mart Cart Madness with The New Shark Morning Show

I guarantee you have never heard a 'Department Store Brawl' story quite like this!

People always ask me, 'Are your Stupid News Stories REAL?'

I WISH I had the imagination to create wacky stories such as this.

Just to prove to you that I actually have a source, I'm linking you directly to one of my very favorite places to find stupid news, The Police Blotter of The Amherst Bee.

I guarantee you after a quick read of their 'Best Of', you'll realize that I'm not making anything up!