Might As Well Just Hand Me The Gridiron Shark Tank Fantasy Football League Trophy Now [VIDEO NSFW]

So for the very first time we have a fantasy football league at work.  This was a last minute decision and a scramble to get things set, but we are ready to begin.  I'm not even sure if everyone in the building was invited to play, no matter, it will save them the embarrassment of being crushed by the NH Fishslayers.  We decided on an auto draft because it was too difficult to get everybody together at the same time.  There are only eight teams, so everyone has a good lineup, and because we started late, the league begins this week, so we missed week 1.  It figures that I have Matt Ryan on my team who had a career day on Sunday, throwing for 448 yards and three touchdowns and it didn't even matter, but I am not worried, I will win this league.  So here is my lineup, keep in mind, it was an auto draft and their are only eight teams.

NH Fishslayers 2014

• QBs- Matt Ryan and Ben Roethlisberger-- (Matty Ice will start every game except his bye week, and I might just get rid of Worthlessberger because I don't like him, although he had a good game last week.)
• WRs- Demaryius Thomas, Keenan Allen, Cordarrelle Patterson, Eric Decker, Terrance Williams-- (Not a bad rotation, 2 legit number 1 receivers if Allen produces.)
• RBs- Montee Ball, Doug Martin, Le'Veon Bell, Chris Johnson--(Week to week decisions here, its all about match ups.)
• TEs- Greg Olsen, Dennis Pitta--(As the season progresses one of these guys will be cut or traded, I only carry one tight end.)
• K- Dan Bailey--(My kicker may change from week to week.)
• DEF- New England--(This might be a problem, but we'll hold on a little longer before making any drastic decisions.)

That is my team as of today, changes will be made, you don't win the league at the draft, it's a long season with many difficult decisions and a lot of injuries.  I feel like I have a good foundation and can win the league with my impeccable fantasy football managerial skills and knowledge.  I will take this team to the top and the NH Fishslayers will be victorious!

P.S. - If I don't win, I will go on an epic rant, like this: