Stupid News Has Its First Crime Selfie of 2016

Ahh yes, the crime selfie. Completely unknown to the world just a few short years ago, now, 24 Karat Gold for Stupid News reporters like myself. 2016 has it's first nominee and it is quite a story.

This person's name is Victor Almanza-Martinez. He allegedly participated in a car theft in Pacific Grove, CA and took a selfie with one of the alleged victims during the robbery. Then Mr. Almanza-Martinez allegedly SENT THE VICTIM THE SELFIE THROUGH A TEXT MESSAGE SERVICE. 

I would define the bold letters of my previous paragraph as being STUPID. And there ain't no allegedly to be found anywhere in sight.

This case is still under investigation. Anyone with information regarding this incident should contact the task force at (831) 646-6926.