A Brief History of Scary Movie Clowns
For hundreds of years, we lived in a world where clowns were popularly understood to be funny and whimsical ... or, at the least, not absolutely freaking terrifying. Pop stars sang songs like “Everybody Loves a Clown” and “Send in the Clowns.” Parents hired entertainers i…
America Has A Clown Shortage
Apparently there are fewer people who want to be thrown up on while blowing up balloons at children's birthday parties. In a related story..I'm sleeping better.