It was announced yesterday that Nestle USA, makers of my go to breakfast as a child, is recalling 238,000 cases of Hot Pockets because they contain "diseased and unsound animals". This is sad for 2 reasons: there are animals on Earth that are now 'unsound', and my favorite meal as a child is under fire. I think it's time to rank 'em. Here are my top 5 favorite Hot Pockets: