Somehow, TMZ got their hands on the Rolling Stones hotel rider from their last world tour and it contains a hilarious request/demand.

According to TMZ, the Stones require that the hotel bar never close. Basically, keep the booze flowing at all costs. No surprise there.

The windows must be blacked out. Of course, privacy.

Extra help must be on hand for gigantic room service orders. Munchies!

An after hours dry cleaning service must be provided. Late night could get messy!

Hotel rooms need to be heavily stocked with Marlboro Reds and Marlboro Lights. They still love the smokes.

All of these demands seem pretty normal, but this last one is a riot.

They need to have the instructions to all of the electronic devices in the room written out. I guess they have a difficult time with modern technology.