This is one smart kid. I think most of us feel this way. We would rather go to the pub than to the doctor. Seems like a no brainer to me.

Just the fact that the child says pub and knows what it is had me cracking up. It sounds like he has been there before and really enjoys it. Maybe his parents take him to the pub all the time, he's like a regular.

Or, maybe he's just terrified of the doctor and the pub was the first place he could think of. Either way, hilarious!