The Bangor Police Department's Facebook page was already internationally recognized as a great source for it's hilarious reporting on local hi-jinks. This story may surpass them all!

While I cannot add anything more to this extremely funny write up, I am a little disappointed to see that the proper Northern New England pronunciation of 'underwears' was not used.

I'd have also accepted 'brar' which is how brassiere is pronounced anywhere north of Portland.