Do You Dare Watch The Horrifying Trailer That A-Train is Too Chicken to See? [VIDEOS]

It's October and you know what that means, at any point during a commercial break you are bound to see some horror movie trailer that'll make you scream like Wendy Torrance in 'The Shining'. For me, that trailer is Annabelle. One look at those big glassy eyes and I'm grabbing for the remote. Watch...if you dare!

Yes, I put it here without even looking at it because I refuse to watch it. I'm 6'2" and three bills, and deathly afraid of a doll that looks like Chucky's little sister with a vitamin deficiency. I've always been that way with dolls that have those big eyes and huge disjointed mouths. It is my opinion that all ventriloquists are braver than lion tamers.

I have always avoided scary commercials since I was young enough to realize what I was watching. You won't believe it, but Train the toddler would run for the hills when this ad would play on the wooden rabbit-eared Zenith around 1975.

Mother Nature seemed so nice at first and then before you know it .... BANG WENT THE LIGHTNING BOLTS. Even though Chiffon can now only be found in the Caribbean, I still stay away from all margarine like it's a downed power line.